If I were to become a mermaid, I'm sure I would have the same personality quirks that I have on land.  I would be a crazy cat lady in the sea, too- with catfish, that is!
 
Some might say I have a problem, but I believe I'm just curating an incredible collection of decorative papers. Florentine prints, Venetian and French marbles, and Thai and Japanese mulberry papers each inspire different facets of the mermaid ecosystem. This crazy cat lady is sitting on the most beautiful marbelized paper ledge!